Can you write ONE sentence?

One Sentence is a fascinating blog for writers. One Sentence is about telling your story, briefly. Literally, in a single sentence. "Insignificant stories, everyday stories, or turning-point-in-your-life stories [are] boiled down to their bare essentials." Take a look at it. Be prepared to be inspired. Then go back and tell your story ... in ONE sentence.

If you have a favorite, please share it in the comments. Mine is a toss-up between these two:

"Actually, I do know where that new dent in your car came from." (Ahera, 2008-01-11)

"The young lady who bought my '78 Toyota Celica for three grand paid for it with fives and tens and four jars of linty coins." (Queen of Cupcakes, 2008-01-11)